10. Young psychoanalysts who follow Freud's pupil fight for dominance.
9. Kids fight to the death armed only with poop.
8. Baseball coaches hit infield until all but one die.
7. Alex Carras's character from Blazing Saddles chases the competetors and punches their horses.
6. Kids from each District must unclog toilets on pain of death.
5. Competetors are free to use any weapon they wish as long as it is made out of a incandescent light bulb filament.
4. The game is very simple: you have to survive in an apartment with weepy neat freak Jack Lemmon.
3. The Capitol gets really nasty and starts putting toddlers against each other, then infants, then newborns, and finally zygotes.
2. Fred Savage hosts this combat, with an over voice by Daniel Stern, that looks back with nostalgia on times gone by.
1. All fighters must not only kill the others, but explore a complex cave system in the process.
10. The Junger Games
9. The Dunger Games
8. The Fungo Games
7. The Mongo Games
6. The Plunger Games
5. The Tungsten Games
4. The Felix Unger Games
3. The Younger Games
2. The Wonder Games
1. The Spelunker Games
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